What’s a Horrorscope you ask? I don’t have a clue. I made it up just now, trying really hard to incorporate a Halloween theme into the word, Horoscope. Mission accomplished.
But anyways, where was I going with this…
Ah, yes! Get your Free Horoscope reading here today!
I figure since this is the season when all the kiddies run around in plastic masks, begging for candy on people’s front porches, I’d pass a little something out here on my virtual doorstep: a glimpse into your future.
Keep your capes away from the pumpkin candles. Be careful of the chainsaw-wielding neighbor guy that I rented for the night standing behind you.
If you would like a free psychic horoscope reading from me today, you must comment using the following format:
1.) First, type the phrase, “Trick or Treat!”
3.) Third, thou shall then raise thine hand and give the Rock Hand Salute: “\m/”
4.) Lastly, ask your question.
It’s simple! But something tells me that 78% or more of participants will still find a way to fuck up the format…
Let me give an example:
Trick or Treat!
I’m a Goblin.
I would like to know how much money I’m going to lose to the bookies next year.
My shoddy intuition says that this could possibly lead to the funniest comment thread in the year+ that I’ve been blowing chunks all over WordPress.
I hope it doesn’t turn out that I’m a psychic fraud. Wait, I should know the answer to that already…
Oh yeah, and one more thing: don’t forget to brush up on your Halloween Etiquette.
– The Crystal Ball awaits you, Chowderheads \m/
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