LAP Featured on WordPress News

For the first time ever, this is not a spoof LAP news announcement: The entire Long Awkward Pause cast is being featured on WordPress News today, so please join us for an insightful interview into the underworkings and underwears of of this marvelously disorganized humor mag of sorts!

CLICK HERE to read the full interview

We will also be offering a very simple (very late) complimentary breakfast buffet for our guests, which will consist of Coffee and bagels, and also muffins if you prefer.  We also have cream cheese for you bagel buffs. Oh yeah, and we also have whole grain cereal and oatmeal, and a toast selection for the fiber people, and flapjacks with chocolate chips and/or blueberries, and a variety of high-grade maple syrups to choose from.

Oops!  Almost forgot to mention the poached eggs, fried eggs, scrambled eggs , the grits, the standard bacon, turkey bacon and Canadian bacon, the sausage links, the Kobe beef sausage sampler (haven’t tried it yet, but sounds pretty good), and the imported tropical fruit spread that came from some warm island, too.

Waffles!  Forgot to mention the waffles with powdered sugar and strawberry toppings.  How could I forget about the waffles?

Oh yes, geez, and there will also be orange juice, mango juice, papaya juice, cranberry juice, Juicy Juice, Banana juice, some green juice stuff that looks gross so probably don’t try that one, and also spring water with ice and straws, and those little umbrella toothpick things (…if you want to look important while you’re eating).

Tea, goat cheese and croissants too. And cinnamon buns. There might be something else I'm forgetting here...

Tea, goat cheese and croissants too. And cinnamon buns. There might be something else I’m forgetting here…

If that isn’t an incentive to join us this afternoon, then you probably hate the shit out of breakfast.  Or maybe you just don’t like breakfast in the afternoon, which is understandable.  Fair enough. Hope to see you there!

Salute \m/


    • Chowderhead

      Eva, thank you, and I’m sorry about the waffle situation. I knew it was going to be an issue because waffles are good. Waffles. Oh, and hey, I didn’t realize you were dentaleggs??

      • Eva


        Yeah, that was me — or I was it or — aw, you get the idea. (wink)

        Eggs was fun but I was ready for something new. I still freelance for dental magazines… cuz I’m still a science nerd. Squeeee!

        Anyhoo, I was so pleased and excited to read the LAP feature and interview today. The writers really have inspired me to write more fun, dumb stuff. I’m having a great time. Thanks a lot, ADAM.

      • Chowderhead

        I think that’s really cool that you freelance for dental magazines, because that’s one of those niche gigs that I just never think about doing. You’re good at it, and if there’s a market, shit, that’s just awesome. I grew up on Bill Nye, by the way haha.

        I thank you kindly for reading all of us – I’ve seen you around there for quite awhile now, and I think it’s so cool that any or all of us inspired you. Keep having fun because that’s what it’s all about. I dig you, ex-dental eggs Eva. Keep rockin’ it! \m/

      • Eva

        Thanks, Adam. That was sweet of you to say. I dig you as well and all the other crazyheads at LAP. You have something very special there. Who knows? Self-hosting?

        As for Bill Nye the ScIence Guy — He’s AWESOME. I’m geeking out again. Ugh…

        I will always rock out, my friend. Always. (smile)

      • Chowderhead

        Well thanks you! We have been talking about self hosting for a couple of months now, but we’d probably take a big hit right now. Keep working, keep working. It’ll happen

        Science rulessss 😉

      • Eva

        Understandable. But it will happen. Stick to your guns, my friend.

        I’m so pleased you feel science rules. I’m constantly floored from the beauty of the natural world. Just awesome…

        But I’m still gonna write stupid shit. Whee!

    • Chowderhead

      Thanks, Vanessa. I’m right there with ya, and I think my order would be similar, but with more pancakes, eggs, and waffles, and probably a croissant, and then the kobe beef sampler, definitely gotta try that too, and an extra latte. \m/

    • Chowderhead

      Thanks, chick. I see you snoopin’ around all the time and I would like to give you a big hug and kiss for humpin’ our blog over there. I like familiar faces…and waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.

      *shakes head*

      What happened here? \m/

    • Chowderhead

      Thanks dude \m/ Same here haha. That was pretty fun watching the little traffic marker go up and up. The internet is a crazy place, man. I can’t imagine what it would be like to go viral. Fingers crossed!

  1. aFrankAngle

    Waffles? I’m there!!!! …. and with Canadian Bacon … winner!!!! …. Congrats on the recognition …. and I thought you weren’t posting here any more. Oh well … my loss. \m/

    • Chowderhead

      Hi, Frank. And thank you! It was pretty exciting. Solicited, but exciting 😉

      All that stuff happening at the time freaked me out. I have a new philosophy on writing: keep writing. \m/

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