Welcome to the shit show, Folks. My name is Chowderhead, and I will be serving as your maniacal tour guide here.
This site is a playground designed for adult children of all ages. Approximately 98% of the material that you’ll find here is complete nonsense, and the remaining 2% is up for debate.
Every Tuesday and Thursday I pull a trick out of my sleeve for your viewing pleasure, and occasionally invite a guest writer in to match wits with me. I interact with everyone that stops by. Don’t be shy.
Grab a cold brew, kick off your shoes, and enjoy the show.
Adam, I love it! Love the new look…you’ve done a lot work here I can tell. Well done. Sharp writing. I like the new name. It’s definitely easy to remember, it’s catchy and it’s got an edge to it.
Dude, thank you, Amy! I think it’s really cool that you commented here for some reason. I like your curiosity, I think. Chowderhead is gonna be a household name soon. In my house for sure. Maybe other houses too.
A Chowderhead by definition is a dolt, or an idiot. I’m neither one of those, so it’s sort of like a light-headed slam against myself. Kinda like dunce cap. Ya dig?
Hey you can waive the five bucks I am here as a guest, well a sort of busman’s holiday after reading your introduction. Yes I think that I will enjoy touring your website, crunching the numbers, zapping the pages and showing my Zombies around 🙂
I think that sometimes one loon is enough, no not you I am referring to myself here, well if you ever rap on my gates and enter, sit by the tombstones, kiss a few banshees and watch a video or three of mine then you will instantly recognise what the hell I am waffling on about 🙂
Okay enough said, I like your Space dude, and I will be calling back. How do you mean how did I get here in the first place? Well you have Tom Merriman to thank and so do I my friend. Have a fantastic rest of Sunday and a wicked week ahead, oh and watch out for the snarling Werewolf he nips more than he bites but it still stings like hell 😦 lol
Andro, I am a little late responding. Approximately four months late. I’m not sure how I missed this, but I do feel like an ass if that makes you feel anymore special here? It should. I hope this is working.
Thank you for the compliments. Your zombies are welcome here. I have coffee and tea, and malt liquor – which is your preference? Will Tom be needing a cup of something too? Did you bring anything to eat? I have leftover lasagna. Help yourself. Don’t be alarmed by the smell in the fridge. It’s perfectly normal.
Welcome aboard, my half living mother from a different brother! I mean, brother from my aunt’s cousin! Or something! Hello!
Please accept my apologies for the communication in this open forum. Please feel free to delete after upon read. >> A Letter to the Nominees http://wp.me/p3Lipj-12D
What shall the sentence writing be?
1. “Remember that Gene Simmons cannot sing”
2. “Remember that Gene Simmons is creepy, because Julie Brown said so”
3. “Ace Frehley has a creepy laugh”
4. All of the above
Blasphemer? After my chalkboard duty and sentences for life, will I get burned at the stake? I’ll smell bad, but I’m fatty enough those flames will probably roar for a while. Not to mention that I will probably smell like hamburgers.
Congratulations! You made the honor roll this semester! Free parking for life! Collect $200! Pick whatever sized stuffed animal you would like from the wall over there! Pizza party! Free Beer for life!
Hey Chowderhead,
I was telling my big son about your blog. I was saying how cool your blog is – just like the dude behind its curtain. And the big son asked if you cussed a lot (he’s 13 and asks questions relentlessly) to which I responded, “only when he has to son.” I closed the conversation with the big son saying, ‘when my blog grows up I’d hope it’s as hip.’ You rock, Chowderhead. And completely awesome graphics by the way. You deserve to skyrocket upward sir…
AnnMarie
I think that is probably the coolest thing that anybody has every shared with me. Thank you so much, I very much appreciate all the props. Salute! \m/ And I absolutely love your very calm, very understanding explanation to your son about the carefully placed fucks, shits, and bastards around here. I’m glad somebody is noticing this finally. I love you already, and our relationship is so young here. Only good things can happen from here on out.
Thanks again, AM \m/
P.S. And tell your son to keep writing cool shit (<–see what I did there?) Hip in action. And also explain to him to get a really good job first, because this is not making me and many of us a dime…!
I just spit up my coffee you funny Chowderhead. Yes, the giant husband and I are working on both the daughter and the son to do well in school (they’re both quite brilliant, so far), take their vitamins (those gummies are just like candy), be good humans (who may curse when it’s needed, ’cause who the hell am I kidding), find fantastic life-affirming jobs (now this may take a while), procreate (at the appropriate age – I’m cringing now) and blog when they’re at a good mental place (which won’t be ’til they’re at least 40). I’m so very clever, I can’t stand it sometimes.
AnnMarie
blog on funny and oh, so very brilliant Chowderhead!
And all I said about your brilliance isn’t bullshit – (I cursed for you, my blog bro)
Blog sis, I think my cheeks are going to start on fire right now. Thanks for the love. I didn’t realize that writing about farts and beer could have such a positive impact on the world, and I am delighted by this. (I knew this niche would work!)
Keep it real. We will be in touch, and I’m eating my gummy vitamin right now, so don’t fret. 🙂
Hi CH,
Hopped over from Hook’s interview this morning and find that I’m “hooked” on your writing already (sorry, bad pun…I really am better than that).
Can’t wait to see more of your “shit show”
Michelle
Michelle, thanks so much for visiting my shit show! We’ll call it ‘our’ shit show, because this is a collaborative effort. Keep the bad puns rollin’ \m/
Welcome to the shit show, Folks. My name is Chowderhead, and I will be serving as your maniacal tour guide here.
Chowderhead 
lolzz i have so much to bitch about.. dont know from where to start 😀
Start here. What’s on your mind?
Start bitching.. Love to hear from you 🙂
Hell yeah, thanks!!! Because of that cool ass comment, you get one of these: \m/
Hey 🙂 I nominated your blog for an award, check it out if you like ..
http://rebelliousreading.wordpress.com/2013/04/03/i-bloody-knew-all-that-procrastinating-was-worth-while/
🙂
Adam, I love it! Love the new look…you’ve done a lot work here I can tell. Well done. Sharp writing. I like the new name. It’s definitely easy to remember, it’s catchy and it’s got an edge to it.
Dude, thank you, Amy! I think it’s really cool that you commented here for some reason. I like your curiosity, I think. Chowderhead is gonna be a household name soon. In my house for sure. Maybe other houses too.
Keep an eye out! \m/
So where did Chowderhead come from?
What do you mean specifically?
Wondering how you got your name?
A Chowderhead by definition is a dolt, or an idiot. I’m neither one of those, so it’s sort of like a light-headed slam against myself. Kinda like dunce cap. Ya dig?
Got it! \m/
You have been nominated for the Versatile Blogger Award. Yay! Go you! If you wish to take part, there is more information available here: http://datingdramasofathirtysomething.wordpress.com/2013/05/16/i-got-an-award/
Hey you can waive the five bucks I am here as a guest, well a sort of busman’s holiday after reading your introduction. Yes I think that I will enjoy touring your website, crunching the numbers, zapping the pages and showing my Zombies around 🙂
I think that sometimes one loon is enough, no not you I am referring to myself here, well if you ever rap on my gates and enter, sit by the tombstones, kiss a few banshees and watch a video or three of mine then you will instantly recognise what the hell I am waffling on about 🙂
Okay enough said, I like your Space dude, and I will be calling back. How do you mean how did I get here in the first place? Well you have Tom Merriman to thank and so do I my friend. Have a fantastic rest of Sunday and a wicked week ahead, oh and watch out for the snarling Werewolf he nips more than he bites but it still stings like hell 😦 lol
Andro
Andro, I am a little late responding. Approximately four months late. I’m not sure how I missed this, but I do feel like an ass if that makes you feel anymore special here? It should. I hope this is working.
Thank you for the compliments. Your zombies are welcome here. I have coffee and tea, and malt liquor – which is your preference? Will Tom be needing a cup of something too? Did you bring anything to eat? I have leftover lasagna. Help yourself. Don’t be alarmed by the smell in the fridge. It’s perfectly normal.
Welcome aboard, my half living mother from a different brother! I mean, brother from my aunt’s cousin! Or something! Hello!
\m/
Please accept my apologies for the communication in this open forum. Please feel free to delete after upon read. >> A Letter to the Nominees http://wp.me/p3Lipj-12D
I remember reading this one, now:
http://thechowderhead.com/2012/11/21/art-blogging-vs-conversational-blogging
*stands up*
“Hi, I’m jaklumen, and I am an art blogger.”
*sits down*
Hi, Jakobremonen! You may be seated. Class is now in session.
Raise your rock hand if you have any questions \m/
\m/ Do I get extra credit for sticking my tongue out? Wait, nah, I’d better leave that to the missus, she’s got more of a Gene Simmonesque tongue.
Extra credit opp revoked for mentioning Gene Simmons! Detention served! Sentences for life! Chalkboard duty for an entire month! Blasphemer!!
What shall the sentence writing be?
1. “Remember that Gene Simmons cannot sing”
2. “Remember that Gene Simmons is creepy, because Julie Brown said so”
3. “Ace Frehley has a creepy laugh”
4. All of the above
Blasphemer? After my chalkboard duty and sentences for life, will I get burned at the stake? I’ll smell bad, but I’m fatty enough those flames will probably roar for a while. Not to mention that I will probably smell like hamburgers.
Congratulations! You made the honor roll this semester! Free parking for life! Collect $200! Pick whatever sized stuffed animal you would like from the wall over there! Pizza party! Free Beer for life!
I see some of my friends here on my first visit!
Not everybody likes me, but most of them know me, Frank!
Being yourself is fine .. and I know some of your contributors as well. I imagine they would say I’m the low-key type.
I’ll either double check with them, or I might take your word for it. Welcome aboard, and familiarize yourself with the rock hand: \m/
We use a lot of it around here. It’s like a custom or something. Like a thumbs up ..thing or something..
Thanks for the scoop … and I just checked the dictionary. I’ve got some work to do!
Yeah, sometimes its like reading Morse Code. But you’ll get the hang of it pretty quickly I think. Let’s do a little pop quiz thingy here real quick:
What does the word, “Eggnostic” mean?
Oh crap … but I don’t recall seeing that one.
that’s because I didn’t write it in yet. You have one minute on the clock..
Tick. Tock.
I’m toast!
Hey Chowderhead,
I was telling my big son about your blog. I was saying how cool your blog is – just like the dude behind its curtain. And the big son asked if you cussed a lot (he’s 13 and asks questions relentlessly) to which I responded, “only when he has to son.” I closed the conversation with the big son saying, ‘when my blog grows up I’d hope it’s as hip.’ You rock, Chowderhead. And completely awesome graphics by the way. You deserve to skyrocket upward sir…
AnnMarie
AnnMarie,
I think that is probably the coolest thing that anybody has every shared with me. Thank you so much, I very much appreciate all the props. Salute! \m/ And I absolutely love your very calm, very understanding explanation to your son about the carefully placed fucks, shits, and bastards around here. I’m glad somebody is noticing this finally. I love you already, and our relationship is so young here. Only good things can happen from here on out.
Thanks again, AM \m/
P.S. And tell your son to keep writing cool shit (<–see what I did there?) Hip in action. And also explain to him to get a really good job first, because this is not making me and many of us a dime…!
I just spit up my coffee you funny Chowderhead. Yes, the giant husband and I are working on both the daughter and the son to do well in school (they’re both quite brilliant, so far), take their vitamins (those gummies are just like candy), be good humans (who may curse when it’s needed, ’cause who the hell am I kidding), find fantastic life-affirming jobs (now this may take a while), procreate (at the appropriate age – I’m cringing now) and blog when they’re at a good mental place (which won’t be ’til they’re at least 40). I’m so very clever, I can’t stand it sometimes.
AnnMarie
blog on funny and oh, so very brilliant Chowderhead!
And all I said about your brilliance isn’t bullshit – (I cursed for you, my blog bro)
Blog sis, I think my cheeks are going to start on fire right now. Thanks for the love. I didn’t realize that writing about farts and beer could have such a positive impact on the world, and I am delighted by this. (I knew this niche would work!)
Keep it real. We will be in touch, and I’m eating my gummy vitamin right now, so don’t fret. 🙂
Chew on, Chowderhead 😉
Hi CH,
Hopped over from Hook’s interview this morning and find that I’m “hooked” on your writing already (sorry, bad pun…I really am better than that).
Can’t wait to see more of your “shit show”
Michelle
Michelle, thanks so much for visiting my shit show! We’ll call it ‘our’ shit show, because this is a collaborative effort. Keep the bad puns rollin’ \m/